Vaccines, Science, and Hysteria
I don’t want to talk about whether or not vaccines are harmful, because they are not. I don’t want to talk about whether vaccines cause autism, because they don’t.
I want to talk about possibly the two most irritating phrases in the English language. They are: “everyone is entitled to their opinion.” And the even more fatuous “you have to keep an open mind.”
When these two intentions are combined with our country’s religious adherence to the principle of not wanting to demean the intelligence of another human being, or make them look or feel stupid, you get the situation we are in now.
Full disclosure. I am not a scientist or expert in anything, except late 20th century British rock bands. I am a 38-year-old copywriter/graphic artist and father of a fully vaccinated non-verbal autistic boy. It is 7:30 on a weeknight and he running around the house, hollering and generally causing havoc because he wants my attention while I sit at this computer.
Everyone feels entitled to his or her own truth. We have come to respect, even protect this. We will willingly take offense, or go to the mat on behalf of others to maintain this equality of opinion. It’s all about respect. Respect for someone else’s intelligence is very big in the United States.
Why?
It probably has something to do with the Constitution and a heritage of massive immigration. I wouldn’t dare speculate any further than that, as I am not a historian. But correcting someone, or insinuating that what they say might not be the case, means you think you are better than them. In order to not commit the cardinal sin of thinking you are better than someone else, or more properly, looking like you think that you are better than someone, we “respect” everyone’s opinion. Regardless of the content of that opinion, we respect it and they are entitled to it.
I don’t want to talk about whether or not vaccines are harmful, because they are not. I don’t want to talk about whether vaccines cause autism, because they don’t.
I want to talk about possibly the two most irritating phrases in the English language. They are: “everyone is entitled to their opinion.” And the even more fatuous “you have to keep an open mind.”
When these two intentions are combined with our country’s religious adherence to the principle of not wanting to demean the intelligence of another human being, or make them look or feel stupid, you get the situation we are in now.
Full disclosure. I am not a scientist or expert in anything, except late 20th century British rock bands. I am a 38-year-old copywriter/graphic artist and father of a fully vaccinated non-verbal autistic boy. It is 7:30 on a weeknight and he running around the house, hollering and generally causing havoc because he wants my attention while I sit at this computer.
Everyone feels entitled to his or her own truth. We have come to respect, even protect this. We will willingly take offense, or go to the mat on behalf of others to maintain this equality of opinion. It’s all about respect. Respect for someone else’s intelligence is very big in the United States.
Why?
It probably has something to do with the Constitution and a heritage of massive immigration. I wouldn’t dare speculate any further than that, as I am not a historian. But correcting someone, or insinuating that what they say might not be the case, means you think you are better than them. In order to not commit the cardinal sin of thinking you are better than someone else, or more properly, looking like you think that you are better than someone, we “respect” everyone’s opinion. Regardless of the content of that opinion, we respect it and they are entitled to it.
So how did this come to mean no one is ever wrong?
The truth isn’t nebulous or foggy, the truth is either the truth or it’s not the truth. For example, either vaccines are harmful or they are not. In the same way as the Earth is either spheroid or it is not. We can find this out.
There's a mountain of evidence that vaccinations are not harmful, study after study conducted independently all over the world. Granted to the layperson they might not be as irrefutable or easy to understand as photos from orbit, but if you think vaccinations cause autism (or anything else) there's a pretty good chance you also think we've never been to space as well.
So then we encounter the first irritating phrase. “Well, everyone is entitled to their opinion.” And I’ve come to the conclusion that there is a temporal bias built into this assertion, and respect for opinions in general.
What if I told you I “believed” the Earth was not in fact roughly spheroid but flat? You would point out that I was wrong. But what if I then said everyone is entitled to their opinion? Or that I believed this because of my religion? Where would you go from there?
I know where you would most likely go. As a fellow American you’d say “that’s cool” let it drop in order to avoid confrontation, all the while sure that I was mentally defective.
Of course I am entitled to that opinion, but am I right? I’m entitled to that opinion in the exact same way that, as an adult, I am entitled to have Cool Ranch Doritos with French onion dip and a nice glass of whiskey for breakfast tomorrow instead of Corn Flakes. Being entitled to an opinion means precisely dick.
In the film A Fish Called Wanda, Kevin Kline’s idiot character is of the opinion that 1) Aristotle was Belgian, 2) the central message of Buddhism is “every man for himself” and 3) the London Underground is a political movement. Jamie Lee Curtis has to correct him on all three. Because Aristotle was not, in fact, Belgian.
To quote Sam Harris:
“If someone doesn’t value evidence, what evidence are you going to provide that proves they should value evidence. If someone doesn’t value logic, what logical argument would you invoke to prove they should value logic?”
If you do not accept the evidence
that vaccinations are not harmful, or you still think that vaccinations cause
autism and there is some massive sinister conspiracy by Big Pharma (or whatever
you people call it)...I speak directly to you now: You are the kind of person
that will never be reasonably sure about anything. You will spend your entire
life in this ungrounded netherworld of bewilderment and superstition, thinking
you know the “real” truth because (and here is what makes the least sense of
all), according to you, the “real” truth is so mind-blowingly complex and
convoluted it can never really be known.
Then here comes the second phrase, “C’mon man you got to keep an open mind.”
I have to consider everything on the table as equally likely to be the truth? Why? Out of respect?
Then here comes the second phrase, “C’mon man you got to keep an open mind.”
I have to consider everything on the table as equally likely to be the truth? Why? Out of respect?
Ricky Gervias once told Karl
Pilkington “Open minded doesn’t mean believing everything you hear.”
When you say this you are asking me to surrender my education and everything I know about logic and deductive reasoning. You are asking me to seriously consider anything any jackass has to say in order to protect this equality of opinion. You are not asking me to be open-minded; you are asking me to be gullible.
So as a layman, let me briefly try and describe to the best of my ability how science works.
When science is being executed correctly, what the scientist, the experimenter (the homo sapien) WANTS to be the truth is wholly irrelevant. That seems like a simple statement but its implications for humanity have been most profound. Because of this science stands alone, different from any other human endeavor. When we go in with the intention of discovering the truth, rather what we want to be the truth, the entire enterprise is eventually self-correcting. In science we must accept the truth, be it good, bad or ugly. For example, the idea that the universe came from “nothing”, or that freewill is an illusion may surely be unnerving to most of us…initially. But if they turn out to be factual, we have to get over it.
Are scientists human? Of course. They are subject to the same biases, personal problems, ideological bents that all other human beings are. Andrew Wakefield (the discredited doctor who started the whole vaccine/autism link) was a scientist. But if the overall intention is to with all seriousness and diligence discover and accept what is, rather that what is comforting, intuitive, or convenient…science is our best hope and most noble endeavor.
That reminds me, there’s a third irritating phrase. “We’ll agree to disagree.”
No. There is such thing as truth. And it is worth fighting for.
When you say this you are asking me to surrender my education and everything I know about logic and deductive reasoning. You are asking me to seriously consider anything any jackass has to say in order to protect this equality of opinion. You are not asking me to be open-minded; you are asking me to be gullible.
So as a layman, let me briefly try and describe to the best of my ability how science works.
When science is being executed correctly, what the scientist, the experimenter (the homo sapien) WANTS to be the truth is wholly irrelevant. That seems like a simple statement but its implications for humanity have been most profound. Because of this science stands alone, different from any other human endeavor. When we go in with the intention of discovering the truth, rather what we want to be the truth, the entire enterprise is eventually self-correcting. In science we must accept the truth, be it good, bad or ugly. For example, the idea that the universe came from “nothing”, or that freewill is an illusion may surely be unnerving to most of us…initially. But if they turn out to be factual, we have to get over it.
Are scientists human? Of course. They are subject to the same biases, personal problems, ideological bents that all other human beings are. Andrew Wakefield (the discredited doctor who started the whole vaccine/autism link) was a scientist. But if the overall intention is to with all seriousness and diligence discover and accept what is, rather that what is comforting, intuitive, or convenient…science is our best hope and most noble endeavor.
That reminds me, there’s a third irritating phrase. “We’ll agree to disagree.”
No. There is such thing as truth. And it is worth fighting for.

